I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage
~Funny Joker : Lara Flynn Boyle
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time
~Funny Joker : Robin Williams
Man - a figment of God's imagination
~Funny Joker : Mark Twain
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control
~Funny Joker : Diana Jordan
He was so mean it hurt him to go to the bathroom
~Funny Joker : Britt Ekland (on Rod Stewart)
A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man
~Funny Joker : Lana Turner
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn
~Funny Joker : Madonna
There are only two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly
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