We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
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Football's not a matter of life and death ... it's more important than that
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I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian
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Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
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I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
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When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.
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My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.
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I have a weight problem (I can't wait to start eating!!!)
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
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Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control.
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Hating hate does not mean you love love.
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Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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