~sweet quote on birthday
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off
~hilarious birthday quote by Worker
If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.
~cool quote about Advice
It is better to regret something you did, rather than to regret something you didn't do.
~funny saying on birthday
Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
~cute birthday sayings about Thinking
Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?
~funny quote about Cute Quotes
It Is As Bad As You Think, And They Are Out To Get You.
~sweet quote on birthday