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Jul 26, 2006
boredom sayings, quotes and quotations
boredom sayings, quotes and quotations
Books - the best antidote against the marsh-gas of boredom and vacuity.
~George Steiner's boredom quotes
The
war between being and nothingness is the underlying illness of the
twentieth century. Boredom slays more of existence than war.
~inspirational sayings about Boredom quotes by Norman Mailer
Boredom is a vital problem of the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it
~boredom quotes by Bertrand Russell, philosopher and logician
Boredom is a sickness the cure for which is work; pleasure is only a palliative.
~motivational quotes about Labor by Le Duc de Lévis, Mémoires
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
~boredom sayings by Dorothy Parker (Thank you, Kaitlin.)
Boredom and monotony are sure ways of separating men from mere boys.
~'s boredom quotes
The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms, under the shadow of cosmic boredom.
~inspirational sayings about Women quotes by Guy de Maupassant
This is boring! Now I know what people went through when...my Bronco was going up the freeway
~boredom quotes by O. J. Simpson
There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror.
~motivational quotes about Travel by Orson Welles
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
~boredom sayings by Evelyn Waugh
Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom.
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966's boredom quotes
My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film
~inspirational sayings about Boredom quotes by enelope Lombard
Virtue is its own revenge.
~E.Y. Harburn's ~boredom quotes
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Jul 21, 2006
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Jul 18, 2006
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives
teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit
down and shut up
~Hilarious funny short quotes
A day without laughter is a day wasted
~humorous quotes about Laughter quotes by Charlie Chaplin
The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less.
~funny sayings about short by Funny Guy
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~Hilarious funny short quotes
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
~humorous quotes about Funny Life Qutes by Funny Guy
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.--Sir Winston Churchill
~funny sayings about short by Funny Guy
I have teenagers. Pray for me.
~Hilarious funny short quotes
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
~humorous quotes about Cute sayings by Cute Girl
It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax
~funny sayings about short by Arnold Schwarzenegger
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
~Hilarious funny short quotes
Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good
~humorous quotes about Sex quotes by Bai Ling
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut
~funny sayings about short by Ernest Hemingway
I am sorry I offended you - I should have lied.
~humorous sayings about short by me
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Jul 12, 2006
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Jul 5, 2006
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~funny sayings about short by Mark Twain
In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared minds
~Hilarious short funny sayings
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I told you that I was sick!
~humorous quotes about Tombstone quotes by Georgia Cemetary
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time
~funny sayings about short by Catherine Zandonella
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering.
~Hilarious short funny sayings
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so
~humorous quotes about Intelligence quotes by Bertrand Russell
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
~funny sayings about short by Funny Guy
I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87
~Hilarious short funny sayings
I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met!
~humorous quotes about Humorous Sayings by Funny Guy
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We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him
~funny sayings about short by Napoleon Bonaparte
Did
you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks
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~Hilarious short funny sayings
Be
more concerned with your character than with your reputation. Your
character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what
others think you are--Dale Carnegie
~humorous quotes about Funny Wisdom by Funny Guy
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~funny sayings about short by Funny Guy
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~funny quotes about Cool Cute Quotes by me
If you can read this, roll me over.
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~funny quotes about Pickup Lines by
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~humorous sayings about short by
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Jul 4, 2006
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Automobile - A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people
~humorous quotes about Cute sayings by Cute Girl
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The report of my death was an exaggeration
~funny sayings about math by Mark Twain
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
~Hilarious funny math quotes
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
~humorous quotes about Funny Ignorance by Funny Guy
My
ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in
biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions
~funny sayings about math by Elayne Boosler
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~Hilarious funny math quotes
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
~humorous quotes about Funny Life Qutes by Funny Guy
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. --Albert Einstein
~funny sayings about math by Funny Guy
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
~Hilarious funny math quotes
Two kinds of people: Those who finish what they start and...
~humorous quotes about Work Sayings by Funny Guy
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Oh
aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he
did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough?
Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the
balls be out of the question???'
~funny sayings about math by Billy Connolly
We all have ability. The difference is how we use it
~Hilarious funny math quotes
Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it
~humorous quotes about Joke quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
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I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators
~funny sayings about math by Gerald R. Ford
I
tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after
searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your
hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?
~humorous sayings about math by
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
~funny quotes about Cool Sayings by
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
~humorous sayings about math by
A dog at a flea circus is likely to steal the show.
~funny quotes about Cool Cute Quotes by me
Which came first, the woman or the department store?
~humorous sayings about math by
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Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
~funny quotes about Cute Sayings by
My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
~humorous sayings about math by
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Jul 3, 2006
short funny quotes
"We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.
"When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
Short and funny quotes by, Rita Rudner.
"Man was given a sense of humor to compensate for nature's law of gravity."
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Short and funny quote by, Harry S. Truman.
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"We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are."
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Jul 2, 2006
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We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
~humorous quotes about Celebrity by Chris Rock
Football's not a matter of life and death ... it's more important than that
~funny sayings about short by Bill Shankly
I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian
~Hilarious short funny sayings
Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down
~humorous quotes about Death quotes by Terry Pratchett
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
~funny sayings about short by Albert Einstein
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USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
~humorous quotes about Children by Bill Cosby
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
~funny sayings about short by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
~Hilarious short funny sayings
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
~humorous quotes about Money Jokes by Malcolm Forbes
When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.
~funny sayings about short by Noelie Altito
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My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.
~Hilarious short funny sayings
I have a weight problem (I can't wait to start eating!!!)
~humorous quotes about Funny Dieting Quotes by Funny Guy
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
~funny sayings about short by Albert Einstein
Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control.
~humorous sayings about short by
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~funny quotes about Pickup Lines by
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
~humorous sayings about short by
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~funny quotes about Pickup Lines by
Hating hate does not mean you love love.
~humorous sayings about short by me
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Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
~funny quotes about Cool Quotes by
I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
~humorous sayings about short by
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~funny quotes about Pickup Lines by
Make WAR, not SEX, it's safer!
~humorous sayings about short by short funny quotes
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Jul 1, 2006
short funny quotes
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
Short funny quotes by, Bob Hope
"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."
Short funny quotes by, Ronald Reagan
"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."
Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Short funny quotes by, Dean Martin
"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life."
Short funny quotes by, Tommy Lasorda
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
Short funny quotes by, Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
Short funny quotes by, Jim Wohford
"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - after being told he looked cool.
Short funny quotes by, Yogi Berra
"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson
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"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Short funny quotes by, Bill Cosby
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein
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