We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives
teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit
down and shut up
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A day without laughter is a day wasted
~humorous quotes about Laughter quotes by Charlie Chaplin
The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less.
~funny sayings about short by Funny Guy
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
~humorous quotes about Funny Life Qutes by Funny Guy
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.--Sir Winston Churchill
~funny sayings about short by Funny Guy
I have teenagers. Pray for me.
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The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
~humorous quotes about Cute sayings by Cute Girl
It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax
~funny sayings about short by Arnold Schwarzenegger
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
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Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good
~humorous quotes about Sex quotes by Bai Ling
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut
~funny sayings about short by Ernest Hemingway
I am sorry I offended you - I should have lied.
~humorous sayings about short by me
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