Funny Quotes & Sayings about men I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage ~Funny Joker : Lara Flynn Boyle
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time ~Funny Joker : Robin Williams
Man - a figment of God's imagination ~Funny Joker : Mark Twain
Men
are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three
things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control ~Funny Joker : Diana Jordan
He was so mean it hurt him to go to the bathroom ~Funny Joker : Britt Ekland (on Rod Stewart)
A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man ~Funny Joker : Lana Turner
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn ~Funny Joker : Madonna
