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short funny quotes Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog
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   In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared minds
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   I told you that I was sick!
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   Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time
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    We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering.
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   Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so
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    Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
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   I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87
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   I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met!
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   We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him
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   Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
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   Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation. Your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are--Dale Carnegie
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   The time to begin most things is ten years ago.--Mignon McLaughlin
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   I am represented by the Law Firm of Dewey, Chedum, and Howe.
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   Shared suffering brings people together faster than anything else does.
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   If you can read this, roll me over.
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   Never judge a book by its cover
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