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  Automobile - A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people
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   The report of my death was an exaggeration
 ~funny sayings about math by Mark Twain

   Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
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   If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
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   My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions
 ~funny sayings about math by Elayne Boosler
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   Who was the fi short funny quotes rst person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
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   I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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   I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. --Albert Einstein
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   Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
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   Two kinds of people: Those who finish what they start and...
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   Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'
 ~funny sayings about math by Billy Connolly

   We all have ability. The difference is how we use it
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   Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it
 ~humorous quotes about Joke quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
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   I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators
 ~funny sayings about math by Gerald R. Ford

   I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?
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   The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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   I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
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   A dog at a flea circus is likely to steal the show.
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   Which came first, the woman or the department store?
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   Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
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   My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
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