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"We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.
"When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
Short and funny quotes by, Rita Rudner.
"Man was given a sense of humor to compensate for nature's law of gravity."
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short funny quotes
"The latest new dance craze is called, "The Politician." It's two steps forward, one step backward, and then a sidestep."
Short and funny quotes by, Anonymous.
"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
Short and funny quote by, Harry S. Truman.
"He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants."
Short and funny quote by, Chuck Tanner.
"Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time."
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"In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs
and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it
is called golf."
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short funny quotes
"We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.
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