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Why is it that night falls but day breaks? cute song quotes by Mr Q

 The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. cool quote about Proverbs

 If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? sweet sayings by Mr Q

 Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature. cute saying about cute song quotes

 Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day. sweet quotations about Sports

 God Must Love Stupid People, He Made So Many cool sayings on Cute Quotes

 Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? cute song quotes by Mr Q

 Why do mattresses have springs, if they aren't made for jumping on? cool quote about Question

 Stick with me baby and I'll buy you rocks as big as diamonds. sweet sayings by Hitter

 Somebody said to me, 'But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.' That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, 'Now, let's write a swimming pool.'~Paul McCartney cute saying about cute song quotes

 If we outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. sweet quotations about Cute Quotes

 Caution -- Driver Legally Blonde cool sayings on Cool Quotes

 The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra. cute song quotes by Cool Girl

 If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth? cool quote about Question