short funny quotes

 Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
 ~cute saying about teenage

   If you can read this. thank a teacher.
 ~cool funny teenage quotes about Cute Sayings

   Live dangerously and you live right.
 ~funny quote about Proverbs

   Stop thinking police procedures, start thinking playstation~Xander Cage (Vin Deisel)
 ~cute quote on teenage

   A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.
 ~sweet funny teenage quotes by Wonderman

   Never pet a burning dog.
 ~cool quote about Advice

   First Prayer you should say: 'Dear God, I know you know everything, and I know that you know that I know that you know everything. So, you must know that I'm thankful for life... so I hereby say that I shouldn't have to spend my nights on my knees saying my thoughts to someone who already knows what I think. So this is my last and only prayer... it's either that or get me a damn kneepad.'
 ~cute saying about teenage

   For people who like peace and quiet~a phoneless cord.
 ~cool funny teenage quotes about One liner