short funny quotes

  If at first you don't succeed, skydiving ain't for you.
 ~cool quote about Cute Quotes

   People who say 'Don't Postpone Joy' are usually in outrageous credit card debt.~Daniel Casey
 ~cute saying about sublime

   The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
 ~cool hilarious sublime phrases about One liner

   Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it.
 ~funny quote about Parenting

   'The common people like to be deceived. Deceived let them be' --Old Roman Saying
 ~cute quote on sublime

   Slow thinkers keep right.
 ~sweet hilarious sublime phrases by Cool Pickup

   A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top.
 ~cool quote about Proverbs

   New music is old music played twice as fast and half as well~James Douglass Morrison
 ~cute saying about sublime
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   It's so cold here, the lawyers have there hands in their own pockets!
 ~cool hilarious sublime phrases about One liner