short funny quotes

 At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
 ~sweet quote on birthday

  Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off
 ~hilarious birthday quote by Worker

  If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.
 ~cool quote about Advice

  It is better to regret something you did, rather than to regret something you didn't do.
 ~funny saying on birthday

  Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
 ~cute birthday sayings about Thinking

  Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?
 ~funny quote about Cute Quotes

  It Is As Bad As You Think, And They Are Out To Get You.
 ~sweet quote on birthday